This ain’t for “normal” dog owners. Pfffttt

This is for the unhinged dog parents who:

🗣️ Have full-blown convos with their dog \(and they 100% reply\).

❌ Cancel plans to stay home and cuddle their dog.

🎂 Genuinely believe your dog’s birthday > your own \(and throw a f*cking party for it\).

🐾 Drop all the pics.
🐾 Tell your wildest “WTF?!” dog stories.
🐾 Show off the scruffs, purebreds, chaos gremlins — we want ‘em all.
🐾 Brag about how your dog is smarter, funnier, and more emotionally stable than most humans.
🐾 Celebrate weird flexes — new trick? Heroic nap? Sax-solo fart? We’re in.
🐾 Share the best dog memes — you know: “This is fine” dog on Zoom, clueless dog sign, side-eye chihuahua vibes.

⚡ No business chat
⚡ No pitchy spam.

You’ll be booted faster than your dog nicks pizza.

JUST DOGS. Only DOGS. Forever DOGS.

No classroom. No calendar. Just wild, unapologetic, dog-obsessed humans.

No dog? Beg. Borrow. Manifest.

Or… you can’t sit with us.

PS — Nami is 1000% cuter than your dog. Just sayin’.